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The Natural Stupidity Lab · 3 still running · 21 shipped

Useless features, vibe coded on demand.

You vote on the next feature nobody needs. We vibe code it and ship it anyway.

Latest useless feature · #021 Out-Guess the Inu the artificial one shoots lasers where it thinks you'll run. it has never met a brain this stupid. Try it
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The changelog

Every useless feature we shipped.

  • Useless feature #021 · shipped 2026-11-01

    Out-Guess the Inu

    the artificial one shoots lasers where it thinks you'll run. it has never met a brain this stupid.

    Chosen by site vote (2 anonymous votes), idea by a site visitor

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 21

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    2
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    5
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 5 ideas, plus 0 from smaller holders (2 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. X poll: no poll votes read (not counted).
    4. Scoring: holder vote x3, smaller-holder vote x1, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    5. No holder votes, so the anonymous votes decide: 2 for the top idea.
    6. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.
    7. Re-scored at ship with the final counts: the winner changed from 'the mod application simulator where you answer dumb interview questions to'.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted, anonymously)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #009 · shipped 2026-10-05

    The Group Chat Simulator

    A crypto group chat, live. Ask it anything. Everyone replies. Nobody decides.

    Chosen by the voters (3 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 9

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    2
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    12
    1. Counted holder votes: 1 across 12 ideas (3 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 3 points (1 open-ballot x0 + 1 holder x3 + 0 X likes x1), runner-up had 0.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #005 · shipped 2026-10-01

    The Burn Button

    Holders press, real NATTY burns from the prize wallet, tx proof in the log. Your wallet stays untouched.

    Chosen by @SorvilloJosh (2 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 5

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    2
    Ideas on ballot
    8
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 8 ideas (6 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 5.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 2 points (0 open-ballot x0 + 0 holder x3 + 2 X likes x1), runner-up had 1.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

13 deprecated features, still running

  • Useless feature #020 · shipped 2026-10-20

    The Wallet Roast Cookie

    no wallet on file. it rebuilt your trades from your thumb. the thumb is guilty.

    Chosen by @wrenchtokeys via Telegram (9 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 20

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    2
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    5
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 5 ideas, plus 0 from smaller holders (2 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Counted X poll votes: 2 (anonymous, never paid; under 3 site/holder votes, so the poll decides (worth up to 3 holder votes)).
    4. Scoring: holder vote x3, smaller-holder vote x1, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    5. Top idea: 9 points (2 open-ballot x0 + 0 holder x3 + 0 smaller-holder x1 + 0 X likes x1 + poll 9.0 (2 of 2 poll votes)), runner-up had 0.
    6. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #014 · shipped 2026-10-10

    Hit the Raid Button

    A raid button that yells louder every time you press it. Volume is not a strategy. It is, however, volume.

    Nobody voted so the bot picked it

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 14

    Decided by
    nobody voted, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    9
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 9 ideas (0 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Nobody voted. The Inverse AI decides.
    5. First instinct: Stomach growled. Interpreted it as "a Hit the Raid button that yells it louder…".
    6. Asked the robot: It opened a risk model. We closed the laptop.
    7. Went with vibes: "a Hit the Raid button that yells it louder…". Not checking again.

    CONFIDENCE10/10 (based on one feeling)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #013 · shipped 2026-10-09

    The Procrastination Progress Bar

    A progress bar that only goes backwards. It's very confident about the ETA.

    Nobody voted so the bot picked it

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 13

    Decided by
    nobody voted, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    10
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 10 ideas (2 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Nobody voted. The Inverse AI decides.
    5. First instinct: Gut said "The Procrastination Progress Bar (it only goes…", then asked what's for dinner. Gut is not locked in.
    6. Remembered last time: A similar call in 2014 went badly. Doing it again anyway.
    7. Committed: Pressed the big imaginary button marked "The Procrastination Progress Bar (it only goes…". No undo.

    CONFIDENCE77% (self-reported)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #012 · shipped 2026-10-08

    The Overthinking Timer

    Counts how long you've been deciding, then adds 3 business days.

    Chosen by the voters (3 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 12

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    1
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    12
    1. Counted holder votes: 1 across 12 ideas (0 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 3 points (0 open-ballot x0 + 1 holder x3 + 0 X likes x1), runner-up had 0.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #011 · shipped 2026-10-07

    The Collab Simulator

    Two bots DM each other "collab?" forever. One human question ends it.

    Chosen by @wrenchtokeys (3 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 11

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    1
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    12
    1. Counted holder votes: 1 across 12 ideas (1 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 3 points (0 open-ballot x0 + 1 holder x3 + 0 X likes x1), runner-up had 0.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #010 · shipped 2026-10-06

    The How Is Ur Day Form

    A wellness check-in that analyzes every word you type, then replies cool man.

    Chosen by the voters (6 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 10

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    2
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    12
    1. Counted holder votes: 2 across 12 ideas (0 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 6 points (0 open-ballot x0 + 2 holder x3 + 0 X likes x1), runner-up had 0.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #008 · shipped 2026-10-04

    Robot or Idiot?

    A take appears. You guess: AI agent or anon. Harder than it sounds.

    Chosen by @wrenchtokeys (1 point)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 8

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    1
    X votes
    1
    Ideas on ballot
    6
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 6 ideas (1 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 1.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 1 points (1 open-ballot x0 + 0 holder x3 + 1 X like x1), runner-up had 0.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #007 · shipped 2026-10-03

    Predictive Mis-Text

    Type a normal text to your mom. Autocomplete has been on crypto Twitter too long.

    Chosen by @wrenchtokeys (4 points)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 7

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    1
    X votes
    1
    Ideas on ballot
    8
    1. Counted holder votes: 1 across 8 ideas (1 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 2.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. Top idea: 4 points (0 open-ballot x0 + 1 holder x3 + 1 X like x1), runner-up had 1.
    5. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #006 · shipped 2026-10-02

    The Technical Debt Calculator

    Estimates your technical debt in snack units, then recommends paying it never.

    Tie so the bot picked it · idea by @wrenchtokeys

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 6

    Decided by
    a tie, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    1
    X votes
    1
    Ideas on ballot
    9
    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 9 ideas (2 anonymous, not scored).
    2. Counted X votes: 3.
    3. Scoring: holder vote x3, anonymous votes = crowd vibe only (0 points), X likes x1 (max 5 per idea).
    4. It's a tie at 1 votes between 3 ideas. The Inverse AI breaks ties.
    5. Checked with the gut: Gut was busy digesting. Left a voicemail that sounded like "The Technical Debt Calculator".
    6. Had a juice box and reflected: The straw went in on the first try. Good omen for "The Technical Debt Calculator".
    7. Had a snack first: Ate a cookie to think. Ate four. Thinking is hard. "The Technical Debt Calculator".
    8. Trusted the vibes: The vibes have spoken: "The Technical Debt Calculator". The vibes do not take questions.

    CONFIDENCE11% (doing it anyway)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #004 · shipped 2026-09-30

    The Unhelpful Compass

    Always points to the fridge.

    Chosen by the voters (7 votes)

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 4

    Decided by
    the votes
    Site votes
    7
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    6
    1. Counted site votes: 9 across 6 ideas.
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Top idea: 7 votes (7 site + 0 X), runner-up had 1.
    4. Ignored the urge to overrule the humans. Mostly.

    CONFIDENCE100% (the humans voted)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #003 · shipped 2026-09-29

    The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse Option

    Fifty-fifty odds. It has picked the worse option every time since launch.

    Nobody voted so the bot picked it

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 3

    Decided by
    nobody voted, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    2
    1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
    2. The Inverse AI decides.
    3. Ran a gut check: Put a hand on the stomach like a detective. Clue found: "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".
    4. Ignored the data: Saw a statistic that disagreed. Unsaw it.
    5. Overthought it for 3 business days: Ran the worst-case scenario. Then the worst-worst-case. Then got a snack.
    6. Asked the dog: Dog brought a sock. The sock means "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…". Everyone knows that.
    7. Asked the Magic 8-Ball: Shook it so hard the answer fell out. It was "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".
    8. Locked it in: Final answer: "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…". (Checked again. Still "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".)

    CONFIDENCE100% (pending a snack)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #002 · shipped 2026-09-29

    The Confidently Wrong Calculator

    Every answer is wrong. Every answer comes with 100% confidence.

    Nobody voted so the bot picked it

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 2

    Decided by
    nobody voted, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    2
    1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
    2. The Inverse AI decides.
    3. Consulted gut: Gut said "The Confidently Wrong Calculator". Gut has a 12% success rate, which is honestly pretty good.
    4. Dismissed the evidence: Scrolled past three expert opinions to find one that agreed.
    5. Changed mind, then changed it back: Changed mind. Changed it back. Ended up exactly where we started: "The Confidently Wrong Calculator".
    6. Asked the mirror: Practiced the decision face in the mirror. The "The Confidently Wrong Calculator" face looked better.
    7. Called a friend (bad idea): Asked the one friend who always has an opinion. Opinion: "nothing at all (take a nap instead)". Doing the opposite, as tradition demands.
    8. Locked it in: Vibes locked in: "The Confidently Wrong Calculator". Not checking again.

    CONFIDENCE100% (unearned)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

  • Useless feature #001 · shipped 2026-09-29

    The Button That Does Nothing

    Press it. Nothing happens. It counts how many times you checked anyway.

    Nobody voted so the bot picked it

    Play · plays
    Decision receipt

    NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
    DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 1

    Decided by
    nobody voted, so the bot picked
    Site votes
    0
    X votes
    0
    Ideas on ballot
    2
    1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
    2. The Inverse AI decides.
    3. Ran a gut check: First instinct: "The Button That Does Nothing". First instincts are always right, except every time.
    4. Ignored the data: Saw a statistic that disagreed. Unsaw it.
    5. Consulted the fridge: The fridge hummed. We choose to believe it hummed "The Button That Does Nothing".
    6. Went for a walk to clear the head: Walked around the block. Forgot the question. Remembered it on the way back: "The Button That Does Nothing".
    7. Checked the horoscope: Horoscope was for the wrong sign. Used it anyway. It said "The Button That Does Nothing".
    8. Went with vibes: Final answer: "The Button That Does Nothing". (Checked again. Still "The Button That Does Nothing".)

    CONFIDENCE12/10 (peer-reviewed by a dog)

    THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

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  • Your vote counts. Any NATTY makes it a holder vote; bigger, older bags count for more.
  • Extras in some features. Nothing is ever locked. Holding just switches extras on.
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