Useless toys, grown in jars.

NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 3

Decided by

the Inverse AI (no votes)

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1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
2. The Inverse AI decides.
3. Ran a gut check: Put a hand on the stomach like a detective. Clue found: "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".
4. Ignored the data: Saw a statistic that disagreed. Unsaw it.
5. Overthought it for 3 business days: Ran the worst-case scenario. Then the worst-worst-case. Then got a snack.
6. Asked the dog: Dog brought a sock. The sock means "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…". Everyone knows that.
7. Asked the Magic 8-Ball: Shook it so hard the answer fell out. It was "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".
8. Locked it in: Final answer: "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…". (Checked again. Still "The Decision Coin That Always Picks the Worse…".)

CONFIDENCE114% (pending a snack)

THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 2

Decided by

the Inverse AI (no votes)

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1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
2. The Inverse AI decides.
3. Consulted gut: Gut said "The Confidently Wrong Calculator". Gut has a 12% success rate, which is honestly pretty good.
4. Dismissed the evidence: Scrolled past three expert opinions to find one that agreed.
5. Changed mind, then changed it back: Changed mind. Changed it back. Ended up exactly where we started: "The Confidently Wrong Calculator".
6. Asked the mirror: Practiced the decision face in the mirror. The "The Confidently Wrong Calculator" face looked better.
7. Called a friend (bad idea): Asked the one friend who always has an opinion. Opinion: "nothing at all (take a nap instead)". Doing the opposite, as tradition demands.
8. Locked it in: Vibes locked in: "The Confidently Wrong Calculator". Not checking again.

CONFIDENCE123% (unearned)

THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY

NATURAL STUPIDITY LAB
DECISION RECEIPT · DAY 1

Decided by

the Inverse AI (no votes)

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0

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Ideas on ballot

2

1. No votes yet (the Lab had just opened).
2. The Inverse AI decides.
3. Ran a gut check: First instinct: "The Button That Does Nothing". First instincts are always right, except every time.
4. Ignored the data: Saw a statistic that disagreed. Unsaw it.
5. Consulted the fridge: The fridge hummed. We choose to believe it hummed "The Button That Does Nothing".
6. Went for a walk to clear the head: Walked around the block. Forgot the question. Remembered it on the way back: "The Button That Does Nothing".
7. Checked the horoscope: Horoscope was for the wrong sign. Used it anyway. It said "The Button That Does Nothing".
8. Went with vibes: Final answer: "The Button That Does Nothing". (Checked again. Still "The Button That Does Nothing".)

CONFIDENCE12/10 (peer-reviewed by a dog)

THANK YOU FOR DECIDING BADLY