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Useless feature #014 · shipped 2026-10-10

Hit the Raid Button

A raid button that yells louder every time you press it. Volume is not a strategy. It is, however, volume.

THE AI'S PLAN
Write one clear, friendly reply. Post it once. Let it do the work.
Expected effect: modest · confidence 94%

presses: 0volume: 40 dB
raid?
people convinced0 neighbors awake0

One press. Indoor voice. For now.

    Chosen by: a human decision

    Nobody voted on round 2026-10-09, so the Inverse AI picked this one itself. Its reasoning, as filed:

    1. Counted holder votes: 0 across 9 ideas.
    2. Counted X votes: 0.
    3. Nobody voted. The Inverse AI decides.
    4. First instinct: stomach growled. Interpreted it as "a Hit the Raid button that yells it louder every time you press it".
    5. Asked the robot: it opened a risk model. We closed the laptop.
    6. Went with vibes. Not checking again. Confidence 10/10 (based on one feeling).