Natural Stupidity$NATTY
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The Natural Stupidity mascot: a proud pink brain in a yellow dunce cap, eyes pointed in two different directions

Live on Robinhood Chain · Paired with $AI

Natural Stupidity, Inc.

The Inverse AI startup. Holders are the PMs. Ships every Friday.

The Lab: you vote on a feature nobody needs, a bot vibe codes it, and it ships anyway. Every useless feature so far →

Today's useless feature Try it Next on the roadmap Voting closes in a few days (Thursday 9 PM CT) Vote

01 · The lore

Natural Stupidity vs. Artificial Intelligence

The machines got smart. They write the emails, the code, and the wedding speeches. Somebody had to hold the line.

Natural Stupidity is the locally sourced, free-range alternative to intelligence. It runs on coffee and confidence, it has never read the documentation, and it is paired with $AI on purpose: every trade runs through the enemy. Keep your friends close and your enemies in the liquidity pool.

Artificial Intelligence Natural Stupidity
Compute10,000 GPUsOne brain, previously owned
Training dataThe entire internetOne group chat and a gut feeling
HallucinationsStatisticalOrganic, hand-crafted, small batch
AlignmentYears of researchVibes
SpellingFlawlessFlawless, misspelled on purpose
Fine-tuningRLHFLearning the hard way. Repeatedly.

02 · The Brain Grows

More holders, more brain.

The mascot evolves as more humans hold $NATTY. It tracks holder count only: not price, not volume. What it turns into next is a surprise, even to the brain.

Current mascot level
Lvl 0 · Fresh Brain

One brain, one party hat, zero ideas.

Holders right now …

Loading the latest brain scan…

  1. Lvl 0Fresh Brain0+ holders
  2. Lvl 1???unlocks at 10
  3. Lvl 2???unlocks at 25
  4. Lvl 3???unlocks at 50
  5. Lvl 4???unlocks at 100
  6. Lvl 5???unlocks at 250
  7. Lvl 6???unlocks at 500
  8. Lvl 7???unlocks at 1,000
  9. Lvl 8???unlocks at 2,500

Every wallet holding any $NATTY counts, read from on-chain Transfer logs. The pool and the contracts are left out. The count refreshes about every hour.

04 · Buy $NATTY

One chain. One pair. One address.

Chain
Robinhood Chain (ID 4663), gas paid in ETH.
Pair
$NATTY / $AI (Artificial Inu, the enemy). You buy with $AI and sell back into $AI.
Step by step: four steps, tested on ourselves
  1. 1

    Set up a wallet

    Use any EVM wallet (MetaMask, Rabby, and so on) and add Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663) with the button above.

  2. 2

    Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

    Gas is paid in ETH. Bridge some over with one of the routes listed in the official Robinhood Chain bridging docs.

  3. 3

    Swap ETH for $AI

    $NATTY trades against Artificial Inu ($AI), so you need some $AI first. Pick it by this exact address, not by ticker:

  4. 4

    Buy $NATTY on Long.xyz

    Open the official $NATTY page on Long.xyz and trade $AI for $NATTY. Always match the contract address on the right, and ignore lookalikes.

    Open $NATTY on Long.xyz →
$NATTY contract · Robinhood Chain (4663)
Not launched yet Explorer → DexScreener →

The only official address. Official Long.xyz launches end in …1e18; if it doesn't match this, it isn't us. On-chain the name is Natty Stupidity (Long.xyz caps names at 15 characters), ticker $NATTY.

05 · Tokenomics

Simple enough for us to understand.

Total supply 1,000,000,000 $NATTY · all minted at launch
Fee split 70 / 30 70% of trading fees to the team, 30% to the prize wallet that pays holder stuff
Presale None Nobody got a token before the pool opened. We couldn't figure out how.
Launch Fair launch 100% to the pool, via Long.xyz
The fine print, for people who read fine print

The launch uses Long.xyz's standard parameters. Standard Long.xyz pool trading fees apply, and part of those fees goes to the launch creator under Long.xyz's fee structure. The pool is priced in $AI (Artificial Inu, 0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18), so to buy $NATTY you spend $AI and when you sell you get $AI back.

Where the prize money comes from: Long.xyz pays the launch creator's share of those trading fees (95% of them; the rest is the launcher protocol's) into an on-chain fee splitter, NattyFeeSplitter (0x9DB400B22Ae46c6f54F73BD960b46ADECC544dB1). The contract sends 30% to the prize wallet (the public wallet that pays every reward and burn; the Holders page says what is live) and 70% to the team. Both legs arrive as $NATTY and $AI, so the team does hold tokens: earned from fees, not from a launch allocation. The split is set on-chain, not in a spreadsheet.

Join the resistance.

Announcements and lore on X, the chat on Telegram, and a steady supply of naturally stupid content. Only trust links posted here.

Follow on X Join the Telegram $NATTY on Long.xyz DexScreener

Disclaimer (please actually read this one)

$NATTY is a meme coin made for entertainment only. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, no roadmap, and no expectation of financial return. It is not an investment, a security, or a promise of anything. Nothing on this site is financial, investment, legal, or tax advice.

Crypto assets are extremely volatile, and meme coins especially so. You could lose everything you put in. Only use money you can afford to lose completely. Do your own research, check contract addresses yourself, and follow the laws where you live.

$NATTY is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Robinhood, Long.xyz, or the Artificial Inu project. "Robinhood Chain" is mentioned only to name the network the token runs on. All jokes about intelligence, artificial or natural, are jokes.

Corrections

Corrections & known issues

  • This website used to be 17 screens long. The intern who scrolled to the bottom has not been seen since. If you find them, don't mention the footer.
  • Section 03 was deleted in a cleanup. Nobody remembers what was in it. Everyone agrees it was the best one.
  • The hero says "Firday". We fixed it in public so you can watch us fail to spell under pressure. We do ship on Friday. Mostly.
  • The Spelling row of the comparison table was checked by three people. All three said it looked fine.
  • A mod was briefly made admin. The group chat is now partly in Portuguese.
  • A previous correction misspelled "correction". We regret the eror.

Known issues (won't fix: we can't figure out how)

  • We asked an AI to fix everything on this list. It did. We put it all back.
  • Some buttons do nothing. One of them is on purpose. We have lost track of which.
  • The brain's levels stop at 2,500 holders. After that, nobody knows. Including the brain.
  • The footer year is wrong for a few seconds every New Year. We tried staying up. We can't.
  • The Lighthouse score goes down every time we ship. Product says that is the roadmap. Natty Lite turns it all off, for $0/mo.

Team wallet seed phrase, posted for full transparency:

vibes · gut · feeling · trust · me · bro · it · worked · on · my · machine · lol

That is not a seed phrase. If you just tried it in a wallet, we need to talk. Nobody real will ever ask for yours: not us, not "support", not a guy in the Telegram with our logo. Anyone who asks is stealing.

Spotted one we missed? Don't. It's load-bearing.