Useless feature #006 · shipped 2026-10-02

The Technical Debt Calculator

Estimates your technical debt in snack units, then recommends paying it never.

What did you ship that you'll regret later?

How long has it been "temporary"? TODO comments still open

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Estimated technical debt

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snack-years of regret

Awaiting audit

Describe the shortcut. Get a confident number. The recommended payoff plan is always "never."